Cheese Waves

[I'm incredibly behind on updating, so the lovely Elizabeth Paulson has kindly offered to help out and fill in for me this week - with arty black and white photos to class up the joint! Check out her blog, her words smell like flowers! Her taste in music smells more like driving past a Wisconsin cow field, but I won't hold it against her...]

Ingredients:

• One thing of spreadable cheese, preferably Merkt's or Kaukauna
• One box of low-fat Wheat Thins (have to cut the calories somewhere)

Cooking Time: 5 minutes

Set List:

• The Packers Pregame Coverage

-or-

• Taylor Swift: Our Song
• Miley Cyrus: Party in the USA
• Toby Keith: Beer for My Horses

Uh-oh! Got fancy company coming and only minutes to create a high
class, high art appetizer? Or maybe you just invited everyone to your
house for the big game and you need snacks fast. Look no further than
your fridge and your cupboard! Everything you need for classy
entertaining is already there.

Take Wheat Thins, spread spreadable cheese unevenly and hastily on
cracker, scraping off cheese on edge of cracker with knife at a 45
degree angle. A proper technique will result in the snacks resembling
the wave in the painting "The Great Wave Off Kanagawa." Serve with
wine, beer, or whatever’s around.